After another stunning election victory for Donald Trump and a sweeping red wave in conservative states, actress and activist Alyssa Milano has officially announced she will be selling all of her properties in red states and relocating to a blue state. The outspoken political figure, who has long been critical of conservative policies, explained that this election has compelled her to take action. “It’s just become clear to me that I don’t feel safe living in places that don’t align with my values,” Milano stated on social media.

Milano’s decision to abandon rumored vacation homes in Texas, Florida, and Tennessee has already caused a stir among fans and critics alike. According to CNN Politics and market insights from Zillow, celebrity real estate transactions often see a spike in interest when high-profile figures list their homes, but this move carries unique political weight.

Real estate agents behind the listings warn that the Hollywood effect can both attract and deter buyers. “Some will want it just because it’s Alyssa Milano’s house,” one Texas agent admitted, “but others might avoid it for the same reason.” To mitigate political baggage, agents are crafting neutral property descriptions that focus on amenities rather than activism.

The reaction on social media has been predictably mixed. Supporters praise Milano for standing by her principles: “She walks the walk,” one Instagram fan wrote. Critics, however, question the sincerity of her timing. “How many actually feel unsafe because of an election?” asked a Twitter user. Observers note that even within blue states, political diversity persists, raising the question of whether any U.S. locale can offer complete ideological sanctuary.

Speculation is rife about Milano’s next destination. California, New York, and Washington top the list of potential progressive oases, with insiders suggesting she’s eyeing neighborhoods in San Francisco and Portland. Yet industry experts caution that real estate costs and local politics may still challenge her quest for “peaceful coexistence.”

NOTE: This article is satire and is not factual.