1. The Great Temperature War
If love languages were based on water temperature, most couples would be incompatible. One likes the water barely warm, the other prefers molten lava. The shower becomes a battlefield where “compromise” means both of you are equally unhappy.
The worst part? You can’t even argue properly because one of you is standing under freezing water while the other is basking in tropical heat, yelling over the sound of the shower. read more below…